The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xvii)

From here on out,

My shorts will be on the facebook page "really short stories".

The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xvi)

then Shaun, the needy sea urchin, met Kim, the soft-hearted marshmallow.

problems ensued.

The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xv)

Grieved, Tom resolved himself to monk-hood to escape the trappings of the worldly life.
"To the mountains", he planned, and packed for the change.
He marched out the door carrying only the essentials.
Bread, water, and iPhone.

The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xiv)

In the rain she danced.
Her arch was perfect, and her silhouette weighed like a feather against the cascading rain.
She held such poise and form;
Until lightning struck the streetlamp in which she held on to.

Weekly truism (ii)

love is like looking into the fridge. There's never anything interesting, but you can't help but stand and gaze, then come back again.

The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xiii)

Romeo + Juliet (cut scenes)

Said a hopeful Romeo, "If ever there was one thing that would cause you to smile,
I hope that object would be me."
Juliet turned her gaze towards Romeo, and broke in uncontrollable laughter.

The Lea O'Dimm Letters (xiii)

...and so the kind pastor died and arrived in heaven.
All his life he waited; for this moment, armed with the question that only God could answer.
There He was.
The pastor raced towards God and asked his question. God smiled and replied,
"My son, I was just the first one here".